Fighting_French_Fry

Stop reading my book if you must but I’m at 269k reads and that is glorious 

Fighting_French_Fry

Well it’s 270 now so I’m sad
Reply

CYCL0CKED

I-I am awed it is holy
Reply

Fighting_French_Fry

Heyo friendos! What’s crackalackin’? 

mxriyes

@Fighting_French_Fry Jeffmads and mullette fighting over who has the better boyfriend?
            
            Hercules: I love you babe.
            Lafayette: I love you too mon amour.
            Jefferson: Aww that’s cute.
            Madison: Yeah, you two make a cute couple.
            Lafayette: Thank you.
            Hercules: Yeah, Thanks.
            Jefferson: You’re welcome, but you two think that you’re the cutest couple on the other side?
            Hercules: Excuse me?
            Jefferson: You heard me.
            Madison: Um… Thomas, I don’t think Lafayette and Mulligan are the kind of couple that we should compare ourselves with-
            Hercules: Compare? You think you two are a cuter couple than us?
            Jefferson: I think so. I love James more than anything. I’ve been waiting for him to come to the other side for 10 years to be on the other side.
            Hercules: I’ve been waiting for Lafayette to get here for 9 years! I’ve also been looking out for him in my spirit to watch over him.
            Lafayette: Aww.
            Jefferson: James says he likes me for my sense of humor!
            Hercules: Lafayette says he loves me that I love horses, also I’m strong and we say I love you to each other every day and night.
            Alexander/Laurens/Madison: Aww.
            Jefferson: …
            Hercules: Anything else you wanna add?
            Jefferson: My boyfriend is cuter than your boyfriend.
            Alexander/Laurens/Burr: gasp
            Burr: Thomas! No! That’s a bad move!
            Hercules: …You got 3 seconds to run!
            Lafayette: Uh oh.
            Jefferson: …. starts running
            Hercules: Get back here and take back those words you just said!
Reply