Alondra🌻

I am obsessed with yellow💛

I love reading (is my will to live)

I am completely and utterly in love with cats, piglets and ferrets!

I am one of the most blunt, most weirdest and most dirty minded person you'll know and this is no exaggeration, I promise you. I may seem a smartass and highly sarcastic person but I swear I am nice and sweet! Cough, cough.

Wattpad and I been besties for a few years now and let me tell you that bitch ruined my social li- wait, haha, what social life? exactly.  

If you ask me where I see myself in ten years, my answer would be either dead in a ditch or living in a dingy apartment in the surburbs with maybe over 20+ cats. Being a 45 year old virgin labeled known as the crazy cat lady while binge watching Netflix for the rest of my oh so amazing life.

Thank you for wasting your time on reading my bland bio, the thought just makes my heart flutter. I feel so special *-* 

Not.