???, Paradox Hunter

hi you still there bro ?

Heya, people, Sseth- Wow, this already sounds like a YouTube Apology Video... Actually, it kind of is, just without the video part of it. Fuck, I even got the poorly written out apology part of it down!!-
          
          Anyway, you've probably been wondering where I've been, or rather, "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT CHAPTER, YOU VAPID FUCK! HOW DARE YOU-" And it's true! How dare I! But please understand, This paradox hunter's got a lot of priorities and sadly the fic wasn't up there too high. So, i'mma explain my departure/priority list to ya in a somewhat few sentences...
          
          -Moved back to my home state of Iowa, cause LA is... Yeaaahhhh... (LA is mid cause it doesn’t have a fuckin’ CULVERS!)
          -Spent most of my time with relatives, And @R1DDL3D_W1TH_F1LTH, cause I haven't seen them truly face-to-face in a long time.
          -Got me a brand-spankin' new PC with the LGBT lights to improve gaming. (IT'S RGB, MOTHERFUCKER!)
          --It's cause of the Inevitable death of my laptop. Rest in peace, Gamer, I hope you have a good respawn... But don't worry, I didn't lose much, or well anything important, so it's all fine.
          
          At the end of all that, it's safe to say... ...
          C.K.A. is back.

Day 1 of waiting for killer attention to be updated.

I appreciate the follow and vote, hope that you continue to enjoy my story.

Hope you feel better soon dude.

Hope you get well soon man 

Yo, are you still recovering? I hope you get well soon.

Hey how are ya doing bro?

Okie dokie, from the top!
          
          S'up, Everyone. I am back from my impromptu departure. Truth be told, your boy has been in the hospital due to a car crash. Nothing too bad, got rear-ended and botched my neck a bit, but I'm better now and no more brace so hell yeah! I've been back at home for a while now, but, I had the brace on then and it sucked ass trying to write and look down at my monitor. 
          
          So, once again, I am asking for financial supp- I meant I apologize for those who were waiting- HOLY SHIT A MONTH!?!! I know I said I despise schedules, but fuck!!! Give me that "Bad Author" award, baby! WOO!- For the new chapter. I'll be working on it quicky!

I was today years old when I found out that not only did the song I posted in the Prologue didn't go through, AS WELL AS THE PIC AND VID FOR CHAPTER THREE.
          
           I'm already falling apart at the seams, peeps. This really is gonna be a bumpy ride.