Frau Wilhelm Klink

Hey, I'm Crystal!  Welcome to my profile...aka the warning sign outside the entrance to the twisted playground known as my mind. FYI,  BDSM & anything sexually explicit will be on Inkitt under the same username from now on due to Wattpad's AI new system.

Anyhow, I LOVE Hogan's Heroes. As you can see by my profile picture and username, my favorite character is Kommandant & Oberst (Colonel) Wilhelm Klink. My second favorite is Colonel Robert Hogan. Most  - if not all - of my stories will either center around those two or involve at least one of them. This is the only fandom I write for; if that changes, I'll update my profile.

The genres I mainly write are fluff, humor, angst and drama. Klogan is my OTP, so expect to see some of that here. I really enjoy exploring things like "what if?" scenarios, themes, relationships and such that were uncommon for the 1940s.  Also enjoy delving into the episodes and expanding upon them, providing reasons and/or context for WHY the characters act the way they do. 

My personal headcanon is that Klink is actually braver and much smarter than he's shown to be - he only pretends otherwise because it keeps him alive. I also headcanon Hogan as having a bit more of a temper and acting somewhat immature at times. He is, after all, rather young to be a full colonel. Both of these things are shown in my stories. Expect to see Klink in more of a mentor role when appropriate, offering tidbits of life wisdom he's learned the hard way. In smut and BDSM fics, Klink will always be a top. He takes crap from Hogan all day long, but behind closed doors, Klink knows various ways to put his riding crop to good use.

Given all of the above, it's safe to say my work isn't for everyone. Now if you're still here, cool. I hope you enjoy your stay. Please have fun, and remember to fasten your seatbelt; it's gonna be a wild ride.  And if you know of (or are writing) a HH fanfic, please let me know what it is in a message. The longer it is, the better. :D