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THE FAWKKKKK
          	
          	NO. I THOUGHT MY TRAUMA OF NEW BOOKS WAS OVER
          	THE FUCK LAURENNNN
          	
          	https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/220161171-fearful 
          	
          	KITT? MARA? WHO IS TF MARA THOUGH-
          	good Jesus I don’t think I can take Fearless from Kitt’s pov 
          	
          	AND IT RELEASES IN SEPTEMBER?
          	LIKE TWO MONTHS AWAY? 
          	DAMN GIRLIE WAS WRITING FAST HUH
          	
          	okay. No. Two months is not enough time to prepare for this future masterpiece.
          	The stores are gonna have a tissue shortage cause of me alone. 
          	
          	I JUST resorted my books, looking fondly at Fearless, thinking how sad (but somewhat relieved) I was the series is now over.
          	
          	Good god Kitttttt fvck you man, I’m sorry. But heheeee new book lmfao

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Wait okay that cover is amazing though-
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THE FAWKKKKK
          
          NO. I THOUGHT MY TRAUMA OF NEW BOOKS WAS OVER
          THE FUCK LAURENNNN
          
          https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/220161171-fearful 
          
          KITT? MARA? WHO IS TF MARA THOUGH-
          good Jesus I don’t think I can take Fearless from Kitt’s pov 
          
          AND IT RELEASES IN SEPTEMBER?
          LIKE TWO MONTHS AWAY? 
          DAMN GIRLIE WAS WRITING FAST HUH
          
          okay. No. Two months is not enough time to prepare for this future masterpiece.
          The stores are gonna have a tissue shortage cause of me alone. 
          
          I JUST resorted my books, looking fondly at Fearless, thinking how sad (but somewhat relieved) I was the series is now over.
          
          Good god Kitttttt fvck you man, I’m sorry. But heheeee new book lmfao

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Wait okay that cover is amazing though-
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DEAR GODS
          IM AN IDIOT 
          
          ITS JUNE
          
          it’s time blast Heatwaves lmao
          
          sOmEtImEs AlL i ThInK aBoUt Is YoU-

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@pinterestwhor3_ HEATWAVES BEEN FAKIN’ ME OUTTT
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@FreeSarcasm LATE NIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF JUUUUNNNNEEEE
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Okayyy- 
          I just discovered all the episodes of season three Squid Games are being released on the 27. 
          I thought it’d be like one per week- 
          Holy shittt marathon night lmao

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@FreeSarcasm ME AND MY BSFS ARE PROLLY GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER AND BINGE LIKE LAST TIME WHERE WE BINGED TILL 7 AM AND THEN HAD ANOTHER SLEEPOVER THE NEXT DAY WHERE WE BINGED TILL 3 OR 4 
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@pinterestwhor3_ RIGHTTT LIKE I GOTTA GO BOOK TICKETS TO SEE MY BESTIE SO WE CAN WATCH TOGETHERR
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...I think my scale is broken cause apparently I’ve dropped like 20/30 pounds in two weeks-
          Two weeks in which I guess I ate slightly healthier and went on a shit ton of hikes but likee
          30 pounds...?
          
          
          But it’s fine because now I’m within the little weight/age thing (BMI or whatever the fuck lol)
          So I can gaslight myself into thinking I’m average now

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@pinterestwhor3_  *adorably cries over this damn scale* I cant even buy a new one either lmaoo
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Maybe I’m being petty but I find it really shitty that my parents have, TWO YEARS IN A ROW, purposefully made sure we were away from home on my cats birthday.
          so like 8 days late I’m now celebrating his birthday.
          
          They bloody well know that cat is the like one good thing in my life-

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@FreeSarcasm LMAOO
            NO IT'S OKAY IDMM DW
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@pinterestwhor3_ okay- I mentioned that I just a little disappointed about missing it and both my parents were like “Jesus Christ you spend all your time with that cat, and it’s not like he even knows it’s his birthday”
            
            Okay. I know that’s it’s his birthday. Lemme just go hang with my nonexistent friends for your entire birthday- 
            Sorry I’ll stop and leave you alone now lmao-
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