10 Facts About You: 
1. You're reading this now. 
2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 
4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3. 
5. You're checking now. 
6. You're smiling. 
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid. 
9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8. 
10. You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again. 
11. You're enjoying this. 
12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.