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They/them pronouns
I'm a slut for smut. Lol it rimes
Okay so if any of you are homophobic i will present you to my metallic locker door that I keep at 1000 degrees in a very non-friendly way. Like bitch imma shove your head on that burning metal.
Now that that's out of the way, let me tell you a bit about myself.
Actually no i give absolutely no shit who you are and I pretty much think it's the same for you, or else youre a weirdass stalker.
One thing you gotta know: I will write absolutely no reader x shit cause yn is literally my thirteen reason. As well as the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eight, ninth, tenth, eleventh and twelveth one.
Also if you're a dog person you can leave cause i dont want those bitches here. You own a dog? OUT You've petted a dog? OUT You think dogs are pretty? OUT You've looked at a dog and haven't gotten instant diarrhea while killing 3 baby goats? OUT You've ate dog shit and found it tasty? OUT You've looked at pictures of your friend's dogs and didn't immediately told them they were going to hell and were disgusting people and blocked them on all social medias? OUT
There's like a thousand characters left so I'm just gonna dedicate them to the love of my life: Ed Sheeran
HIs red hair is fucking pretty and fluffy i just cant like seriously i wan thim to fuck me so hard its not even normal like i want him to destroy my insides with his 45 inches long penis hes so fucking hot i literally listen to his song when im masturbating i dont have a favorite song ALL of them are my favourite because he is my bae and husband and i literally owe him my life he he hadnt been there i wouldve killed myself after my mom shat on my face while fucking my dad also hes mine and im his and if i see any fucking body just looking at him in his shows or tell him they love him or his music im gonna send hitmans to kill you im not even kidding i have some contacts and i ALWAYS get what i want so yeah ed is mine you better back the fuck off