Bertholdt Hoover

I AM NOT THE COLOSSAL TITAN.

I am not gay for Reiner, how could you think that? I am Bertholdt Hoover, an artist who is shy. Don't talk to me when I'm drawing or I'll kill you- I MEAN- paint on you.

Reiner is my best friend and Annie is awesome. Eren is a good guy- I MEAN- Dick- I MEAN- GOOD GUY. I sweat a lot. Don't judge me. I will pour my sweat on you. I am a giant giant- I MEAN- tall person. 

I am only gay for myself. That is all. Have a good day, non-titans.


@Jaeger-Bombastic EREN SUCKS ARMIN'S DICK.