AndresMilan9

From the fire vocal
          Ash and molten glass like
          Eyjafjallajökull
          The volcano out of Iceland
          He'll conquer and destroy the rap world like the white men
          Learnt from a pro as a mentor
          Started with a birds nest and burnt it to a cinder
          That'll get the party kicking
          Plus your little charred body smoldered like chicken
          As the dollar continues to lose momentum
          He need land to murder indians'll represent them
          Gold is up, urging all thugs
          Trading our chains for cash to splurge it on drugs
          Or a more secure investment
          Foos and water, a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter
          And thank him as a yankee fellow southerner
          Don't forget the general rank, 'ello guv'nor
          Vocals spill over like the rolling hills of dover
          Or the Gulf Oil Disaster if preferred you're after
          Depends on your status or your stature
          Whether you benefit from the prior or the later
          Get the fatter check split
          How much for 100, 000 tons of Correxit
          Selling chinese half-priced seafood
          Prices like a real nice street dude
          Who can knock the most dead birds out the sky
          And then spread a lie
          And then say he know why
          Get the machine, blame it on the fireworks
          Cleanup, yall know when to send the wire, jerks!
          Black teeth still snack on sweets
          And get stacks with the qui bon qui
          They use to sell cd's
          Now they got fake weed
          Seeds burning trees as potpourri
          Had to tell this one liar "sire be fair"
          At least untie her from the chair while I'm there
          I hate playin, loving her, JJ for Governor

Mnr_Boeloe

Whenever life gets you down
          Keeps you wearing a frown
          And the gravy train has left you behind
          And when you're all out of hope
          Down at the end of your rope
          And nobody's there to throw you a line
          If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
          Come on and take a walk in my shoes
          Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
          Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
          I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
          Ba-um-ba
          I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
          I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants
          I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
          I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
          And-a everything is goin' my way
          Ba-um-ba
          Ahhh, ahh-um
          Ahhh, ahh-uhh
          Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
          Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ahhh
          Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
          Pe-he-he-nis
          Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula
          Everybody!
          I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
          Ba-um-ba-bab
          I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
          Yeah I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
          I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
          I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
          And-a everything is goin' my way
          My trouser monster
          Everything is goin' my way
          My meat is murder
          Everything is goin' my way
          Size doesn't matter
          Ev-ree-thing is goin' my waaa-aaa-aaay
          Yum