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It's salsa season

Mrs Sawyer: Fanny, can you read number 21 for the class?
          
          Fanny: No I cannot!
          
          Fanny: Whaddup, I'm Fanny I'm 14, and I never learned how to read

CHRISTMAS EVE AND I STILL HAVE SALSA

10 DAYS AND I STILL HAVE MY SALSA

Guess who still has their salsa

It's Salsa year again and I'm prepared

Fanny: So you're the therapist for your Dad and siblings?
          
          Philip: That's right!
          
          Fanny: So who's YOUR therapist?
          
          Philip: *Holding a pebble* I talk to this rock sometimes.

Philip: Theodosia and I are no longer dating!
          
          Theodosia: ......That is the WORST possible way to say we're engaged.

Frances: You people have issues!
          
          Philip: Of course I have issues! *Gestures to a burnt out Alexander* THATS MY FREAKING FATHER!

Do you rp hamliza???