emma is epic

Ngl looking back, i've kinda gone down a weird pipeline in my life
          
          When i was a kid, my mom raised me on old cartoons (i was REALLY into looney tunes and tom and jerry until i was like, 9) i liked reading joke/prank books and comic strips and pretty much everytime we'd go to the dollar store i'd end up getting something from the novelty/gag item section.
          
          Now i'm 18 and i write crack fanfictions in my spare time.....

LMAOOOOO not me including horror elements in this danganronpa x ben shapiro among us yaoi fic xP (i'm going into quite a bit of detail on the monster elements of the imposter)
          
          ....ngl i feel like part of the reason why i'm doing this is bc i'm listening to creepypasta top 10s in the background while i'm writing and it's sorta influencing me subconsiously (like fr, the only thing that's helping me focus rn are creepypasta videos....my poison of choice are old videos by HoodoHoodlumsRevenge and Tats TopVideos)

*insert that one image of timmy turner praying* please god give me the strength to have this fanfic finished by byakuya togami's birthday that would be so fucking funny

I find it hilarious how the only fanfics on my home page are for my hero academia, harry potter and kpop when i'm into none of those lmao

....damn, i am using a LOT of cat metaphors in this fic
          
          The main character's old love interest is referred to as "his little discord kitten", there's a scene where the MC and his new love interest are staring at each other and it's described as being like two stray cats finding each other in an alleyway, there's a scene where one of the characters is crying and she's described as looking like a wet cat and pretty soon i'm going to describe one of the characters' heart beating as being "like a cat with the zoomies"

Update to the fic i'm working on: ngl considering how much i've grown as a writer since my last crackfic, tug at your heartstrings (i DEFINITELY feel like writing mundane believers really leveled up my writing skills) i have a hunch that this next one is gonna be a bit longer than what i usually write. Usually i do 2000 or so words per story at the maximum, but rn i feel like there's a chance this next fic could possibly reach the word count of the final chapter of mundane believers!
          
          That being said: i feel like a lot of the stories i'll be making will be a bit longer from now on, so i hope that's exciting for you guys!!!!!

Ok so i FINALLY got the starting right the other day and ngl i find it hilarious how i'm 3 paragraphs into the story and i haven't written anything even REMOTELY related to the main crackship yet, i'm literally just focusing on the ship i ACTUALLY like since one of the characters in the crackship is ALSO in the ship i like. Needless to say, this fic i'm writing is a LIIIITTTTTTLLLLLEEEEE self indulgent lol

Y'ALL I AM FUCKING STRUGGLING SO DAMN HARD TO GET THE STARTING TO THIS FANFIC RIGHT!!!! It's sort of a mix between me not writing in a while and being really rusty and also the story taking place in a setting i've never done before so idk how to set the scene.
          
          ....i remember finding a website a LOOONNNGGGG time ago that you could put keywords in and it'd give you little excerpts from books and stuff to get inspiration from and that website would be RIDICULOUSLY handy rn but i cannot for the life of me remember the name of it n3hn3bhsuhbeuhbdugbsys7b

Currently working on my newest fanfiction (haven't written the actual story yet, i'm still writing down the basic skeleton of what i want it to be, the story beats, etc) and ngl it's a lot tougher than i thought
          
          Tbh i only had a clear vision of what i wanted the beginning and the ending to be and i didn't really know what to put in the middle. I'm not gonna spoil anything, but it takes place in the universe of a video game that became a meme a while back that I HAVEN'T PLAYED so i'm relying HEAVILY on the wiki to get things right....so yeah! Stay tuned!!!! <333

Uhhh....guys....it turns out khilana's last name has been grammatically incorrect for the past 4 years...
          
          Khilana is russian and for the past 4 years (as well as throughout ALL of mundane believers) she has had the last name "orlov"
          
          ....i just found out today in a toyhouse forum post that slavic names are gendered like how some spanish words are so her last name should've been "orlova".....oops...