Harper, yo!

I married Santa Claus yesterday. Stephen

Uh I am Harper. My stories all suck and aren't interesting in the least so don't read them. All I do is sit at the computer and go on tumblr. Don't fallow me. All my posts are stupid. Go subscribe to my youtube though. I post really shitty videos that you should fall in love with and then spend the rest of your life worshipping my every move. I like music. Mainly The Beatles, but you know how it is. Who doesn't love The Beatles? Who wouldn't sell their sole to the devil to go back in time and see them in concert? Who wouldn't stab their family to death for a watermelon?

I like the Harry Potter books. My obsessions (and I do mean obsessions) include: Harry Potter, The Beatles, Captain America, Homestuck, hats, My Litte Pony FiM, and YouTube. Why are all the cool kids over the age of 30 now days?

Bluh. Im a loser, go leave my page and find some real stories on this tragic website.

I also have a Twitter, Facebook, Keek, Vokle, Instagram, and Gree account (as well as my tumblr and youtube). But those all suck so I'm just giving you my youtube link(s). 
http://www.youtube.com/user/harpomonster
http://www.youtube.com/user/reusablefun
Knock yourself out

I like leaves. As in the candle.
Plush rump=choice ass
im so tired I don't even know