~I can eat lemons ,';)

*Alex: "mmmm is that chicken I smell?"
*Philip: "pls no" *sobbing in french*

~ "In the ocular of the water tornado is silence"

~"Yes I did, now let's go find that broccoli piece of shit and beat his ass back to Veggie Tales." LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!1!

~"Potatos are pig eggs." *kazoos*

~"It's planting wEeD in the garden you never get to sMokE"

~"SIX Thomas examines his whiskeeeeeey WITH SUCH RIGOR-"

~MY WORKS~

~Lights (Lams)
~Safe and Sound (Lams)
~I Want You (Lams)
~Walk With Me! (Lams)
~Popular (Many Different Ships)

!!Hamilton Days!!

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