Author-sama/Author

__ stands for...
A- arson
B- barson
C- commit arson
D- don't come near me I'm going to commit arson
E- excuse me I know y'all don't give a fuck but can I go into the janitor closet and commit arson
F- fuck you I'm going to commit arson
G- go away I just wanna commit arson
H- hell nah I'm gonna go commit arson now
I- I wanna commit arson please
J- just let me commit arson
K- karson
L- larson
M- mom why did dad commit arson? Mom..? ** Watching flames encase my mom ** oh your doing it to can I join??
N- no did you not hear me I'm gonna commit arson on the roof!! 
O- oh my God can I please commit arson now
P- please give me arson
Q- question can I go in the bathroom and commit arson
R- really quick before you continue watching do you wanna commit arson buy this lighter fluid fast easy and warm when you light it perfect for commiting arson
S- so much arson can I try
T- to much fun commiting arson
U- Ukraine I wish you luck for I am no longer going to be able to fight ** salutes to Ukraine flag ** ARSON HERE I COME!!
V- varson
W- will you stop caring about me so I can fucking commit arson
X- Ndizozitshisa... (translate: xhosa)
Y- you can stop now I'm still commit arson
Z- Zahn Tiri said to commit arson!