My existence is a lie ;-;

Help me

Hai! Welcome to my [very smol] corner of Wattpad.

They say Jokes 
We say PUNS
They say Get rekt
We say GET DUNKED ON
They say Pizza
We say SPAGETTI
They say Taylor Swift
We say METTATON
They say kill monsters
We say MERCY MONSTERS
They say dont hurt people
We say IN THIS WORLD IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
They say Skeletons
We say SANS AND PAPYRUS
Undertale Fans must post this

Go follow my random account @Mother_of_Samuel

10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT U
1.U r human
2.U r reading this
3.U can't say the letter "P", without separating ur lips
4.U just attempted to do it
6.U r laughing at urself
7.U have a smile on your face, and u skipped #5
8.U just checked to see if there is a #5
9.Ur laughing at this because u r so silly
10.You are going to repost this.

Please read my quote book 
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