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Good day kind Sirs and Ladies.
For those who MUST know, I am British born and raised, right in the city of London.
For some incomprehensible reason, I can't seem to write stories that feature in England...
I love all things shiny and new.
Shop till you drop, or you credit card company sues you.
Eat till you pop, or your sugar levels are through the roof.
Exercise till you sweating a river, or your body says STOP to make up for all the Twix you've just inhaled.
Sing your little heart out.
Cry your pretty eyes dry.
Laugh your lungs out.
Scream your throat raw.
"Taste my motherfucking rainbow, bitch!"
Kurt Hummel, I confess my undying love to your wit.
Puck, forget girls, Kurt is all you need, so squish the Hobbit and get you some Hummel.
I want Kellan Lutz and Channing Tatum to have a lovechild and then I want to marry him. Perfection.
Pause. Stare. Evaluate. Move on.
"Verbal diarrhea is actually a worldwide epidemic"
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