I'm your dad


"That other guy with like 20 piercings who looks like a vaguely pikachu shaped blob." - @Blitzensbest


I'm unapologetically and poetically homo.


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Proud father of 147 children

It has come to my attention that CERTAIN blondes have been making crass jokes about the number of children that I have, and the means with which I gained them all. I'll have you know, Chase, that they are all adopted thank you very much.
  • JoinedAugust 11, 2018


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Hearthst0ne Hearthst0ne Dec 27, 2019 12:01AM
ur mom gae
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