Little Goober

I like potato's and Bob velseb. I need severe mental help. Also here is a song for your troubles.
I bite at the hand that feeds me
Slap at the face that eats me
Some kind of animal cannibal
(Animal? Cannibal)
How do I meet the strangest men 
They always seem to find me 
Remember that time way back when I 
Kissed a guy who ate his women friends 
Now only dogs will follow me!
(Is he following?)
I bite at the hand that feeds me 
Slap at the face that eats me 
Some kind of animal cannibal
Made impressions on me
Have we met before?
(Possibly in Michigan)
In some strange department store
(We won't see him anymore)
Who knows how some people turn to strange ones
Is it up to me to make them into dead ones?
(Here we go again)
I bite at the hands that feed me
Slap at the face that eats me
Some kind of animal cannibal
(Animal? Cannibal)
-Possible in Michigan animal cannibal