-~_~-William-~_~-
Dia dhuit~!! 'M northern Irel'nd, b't you c'n call me William~! Where d' I start...

I like green~! An' helpin' m' sister Sophie, 'r South'rn Irel'nd, wit' her stutterin' probl'm! An' sneakin' int' th' world meetings t' watch th' bigger countries talk~! 

Right now 'm not too big.. An' m' brother's pick on me b'cause 'f th't! B't Engl'nd protects me~! I th'nk 't's jus' b'cause he gets all mushy 'round cute or small things. Perv'rt.

I like t' go outside a lot~! Sophie an' I got a hat each fr'm a leprechaun once~! I swear 't wasn't a dream! Nobody'll believe me..

Me an' Sophie 're pretty alone at th' moment. Engl'nd comes t' check up on us s'metimes.. b't we don' h've many oth'r people we c'ld call 'frien's'. 

I hope y'll come an' talk t' us~!
~_-_~Sophie~_-_~
A-Ah! D-Dia dhuit..

'M-'M Sophie.. S-South'rn Irel'nd... I-I l-like th' s-same th-th'ngs as m' b-broth'r...

E-Except I-I don' l-like bein' hugged.. 'r-'r t-talked t-to... I-I don' come w-wit' him t-t' th' world meetings.. W-We're nev'r 'n-'nvit'd! H-He sh-sh'ldn't be sn-sneakin' in l-like th-th't..

E-Engl'nd 's v-very n-nice t' us.. I-I wond'r why.. e-ev'ryone else f-finds us irritat'ng...

U-Uhm.. P-Please c-c'me t-talk t' William.. h-he's l-lonely...

D-D-D-Don' t-talk t-t' m-me! P-People g-get frustrat-t'd wh-wh'n they c-c'n't und'rstand m-me b-b'cause 'f-'f m-m' st-stuttering a-an m' accent.. I-I do-don' w-w'nt t' make an'one else m-mad...

~-_-William-_-~
So th't's us~! We're pretty young countries- b't 'm pos'tive we'll grow up t' be AWES'ME~!!

~-_-Sophie-_-~
P-Please d-don' b-be so l-loud W-Will...

~-_-William-_-~
I c'n't help 't!! 'M excit'd~!! Oh! Maybe I c'n finally lose m' virginity!

~-_-Sophie-_-~
N-NO!! W-WILLIAM Y-Y'RE T-TOO YOUNG!!

~-_-William-_-~ 
An'ways- C'me talk t' us~! We'll be here b'cause we're loners.

Slan~!! <3