fire

i have one single brain cell and i get a thought when it bounces into a corner like the idle dvd icon does.

fire is my oc, i talk about her on my message board. she's in a lot of books.

i'm not a therapist, but dm me if you ever need to talk! i'm always open!

autocaps is turned off on my phone; everything is purposely lowercase.

warning - i have very colorful language! i will express it anywhere, so don't be surprised. i have a dirty mouth and mind in general.

-50 followers feb 12, 2018
-100 followers: may 18, 2018
-150 followers: nov 17, 2018

online besties:
@unicornkittywolf29
@snap_girl267
@wildgaming

fire quotes (wip):

"did i fucking stutter?"

"GOTCHA BITCH!"

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING OBLITERATE YOU."

"do i smell... CRACKCAINE???"

"you don't like me? sucks that i don't give a fuck."

"so the fuck what. cry me a river, build a bridge, and get the fuck over it.

"STOP LAUGHING AT MY MISERY!"

"um fuck no."

"i only speak in What The Fuck™"

"i am GOING to commit NOT ALIVE."

"moose, you have glasses, therefore, you're a nerd. only nerds where glasses. wait, FUCK I WEAR GLASSES."

"when the going gets tough, get tougher."

"smell that? it smells like little bitch."

"i will backhand bitchslap you, wanna fucking bet?"

"back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up."

"i'm gonna commit no oxygen to lungs."

"tires are just forbidden gum."

"don'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!"

"you have the personality of a prius owner."

"i'll throw the first AND last punch, bet."

"you are 100% high if you think the veneno looks good."

"yeah i don't think i ever wanna hear that again."

"do they know your life? no? then they have no fucking right to say anything about you."