Harold

My friend: I hate to break it to you because I know you really love drarry, but realistically Draco kinda seems like the type of person to be racist and homophobic. 
          Me: dearest best friend, do you think I care

Headcannon:
          Character A develops a nickname for character B upon meeting them,  and no one else calls them that  (bonus points if character B hates the name)
          And then in a heat of the moment scene, where the big boss is about the be revealed, and character B is like kidnapped and tied to a chair, they hear a smirking voice behind them, “hello (insert unique nickname)” and character B is in disbelief because only one person calls them that but they just *cant* be the leader right?

How do people agree to disagree? Like bitch I’m gonna prove my point and will not stop this argument until I win.

I drank lots of water today and I feel very proud :)

I have braces and as a joke I got blue and green rubber bands (green on top and blue on bottom obviously) and I was getting them off today and I’m thinking about how funny I am when all of a sudden I hear the speakers in the office starts a new song: heatwaves in the middle of juuune-

Today I got a corn chip lodged in my throat and now it’s sore because it was a sharp nacho chip and it like hit my gag reflex so I almost threw up, I was hacking in a bag

It’s the 16th 

People in the get so surprised when I swear and I wonder how they would react when they see the stuff I read on here

Yesterday I took my nail polish off for the first time in a while without instantly reapplying it and realized how ugly my hands are and my brain was like 
          
          *new insecurity unlocked*

We just had the final show for the lion king production I was in :) it was good