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Hey, lads! 
Welcome to my mess of an account! 
I don't have the courage, time or effort to actually write anything, but you can bet all your worldly possessions that over the time I've been active on Wattpad I've read many things. 
And that means I've left many comments in my wake! 
If you come across some rubbish I've said in the past, I hope it makes you laugh! 

Regards, 
Some kind of humanoid thing 🖖🏻