Hi.
The name's Melanie...
I'm... I'm a... I'M A UNITATO! FUCKING UNITATO! FA LA LA LA LA LA LA! A UNITATO! WEIRDO UNITATO! FA LA LA LA LA LA!
-ahem- Sorry...
ANYWHO
I LOVE My Chemical Romance, Like Moths To Flames, Avenged Sevenfold, Escape The Fate, Breaking Benjamin.... AND THE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS!! And Disney and the Lunar Chronicles are AMAZING in my opinion XD AND STEVEN UNIVERSE AND MIRACULOUS LADYBUG AND OVER THE GARDEN WALL OMGGGGG
Dear homophobes,
→Homophobia isn't real. It isn't a phobia. You aren't afraid. You are an asshole. Leave my page now because I am a proud bisexual.←
~Hunter_of_Hades
My favorite phrases or things I say often:
◇Behold! The fields in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it . . . and see that it is barren!
◇Allow me to count the fucks I give. One . . . one and a half . . . AH SHIT! THEY FLEW AWAY!
◇WE ARE WORMS! WORTHLESS WORMS!
◇DEER GOD! (people think I say "Dear God!" but I know)
◇how about no
Here's some advice:
Don't buy Colgate toothpaste
It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
AND IM STILL ASIAN O.○
I love the color black, food, books, Greek mythology, and music. I hate it when people correct spelling mistakes in stories (so please don't do it on my stories). You follow me, I follow back.
My self esteem has two levels:
1) I am a worthless little shit who should just be alone for until forever ends
2) BITCH I AM FABULOUS!
To anyone else who ever feels like a third wheel, you are never a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your faithful training wheels. Never forget that, you fucking majestic being.
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Snapchat: smolnerd2
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