Ricci

Single as a dinosaur 
          
          Me though

It'd be awesome if you could read my horror novel, The Haunted Castle.. Thanks a lot.

You're back!!

Dude one of my classrooms smells like cotton candy and I'm triggered

Can I call you AirWrecka?

*jumps in through window* whAT IT DO HOES

Can I go to your house and watch veggietales?

Bill thigh the science thigh

~in the future~
          
          Me: *walks into your house* HOLY SHIT- Erica why are there broken condoms all over your couch
          
          You: if you don't call my kids by their names I'm gonna backhand you into the damn sun

Hey kid ya wanna drink some weed?