If you dont wanna be meat then dont make me yeet

Me: UNCANON SHIPS ARE GOOD
          @IL0v3Av0cad0 : HES NOT EFFING GAY AND LILYS MARRIED.
          Me: Tell that to the other weirdos like me
          ...
          Also me: I'VE READ THE MANGA VERSION. THE LIVE ACTION SUCKS, UNCANON SHIPS ARE FOR THE WEAK
          ...and i am very weak

Things we have in common:
          
          We both have a fear of heights
          We both ship Lumity
          We both love cats
          We both love Magikarp

Heyder 
          
          Nice bio✌️
          
          Just dropping off to invite you for my story  
          
          Would love if you checked it out if possible  
          
          Appreciated❤️
          
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/367833440?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=1Suyash1
          
          

Lets protest, people. Post this on your feed and [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] others if you want private messages back. *sob*

Fanfictions that changed your life?
          1. Toxic https://archiveofourown.org/works/29134407/chapters/71523747 this is beautiful 
          2. Lost and found https://archiveofourown.org/works/389356/chapters/638434
          3. The babsysitter https://www.wattpad.com/story/239964413-the-babysitter-garycato-final-space-fanfic stupid author never finished it

My dad: rick and morty is for children
          Me: YOU DIDNT LET ME WATCH IT AS A CHILD

I never thought this would happen again...i must take out the sacred formula...for it is forbidden https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9661958/1/The-Ultimate-Guide-to-Writing-Smut-Fic

An evil clown comes up to your door and your first emoji is how you react. I have the celebration emoji, you? 

My fictional crushes in my dreams act weird, i dont date them, i neer do.
          My fictional crushes in dreams:  i have two left feet
          People i date in dreams: im a hot chick and i drink lemonade

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