Am balls man
There's a pair of glasses I have that my friends told me I look like Jeffrey Dahmer when I wear them
I don't even know who that is

In all seriousness, I'm about your normal sugar obsessed demiboy who watches only the finest shows, such as Gravity Falls and the Owl House.

•My content is not safe for work most of the time unless marked otherwise! This includes gore, dark themes like death, sexual jokes (I don't write smut, only jokes and innuendos), and swearing.
•Demiboy
•Bisexual
•Single (and with how hot I am, this is a massive surprise, smh ✋😔)
•I write only the stories I'm not supposed to, so I'm terrible at updating my stories
•This is random but my favorite two Gravity Falls characters are Bill Cipher and Fiddleford McGucket
•I like cheese
•Look at my very important location please :>
•Minor
•If you compliment my name my immediate response is "thanks, I chose it myself!"
•These bullets are just random stuff about me now
•Still figuring out my religious beliefs
•On an entirely different note:
•BAKED BEANS GODS MY LORDS AND SAVIORS
•I am the creator of Chāmu SMP! This has been going for over a year now, maybe two years I have no clue how time works
•My favorite band is AJR, favorite one creator is CG5
•I play saxophone and piano, and I'm trying to get the motivation to start learning the violin and bass guitar I have lying around my room
•In the process of writing my first actual song, it's uh, well, not going so well
•I don't use ellipses in my writing or anything else. This isn't an artistic choice, ellipses are one of my two triggers
•My second trigger is mentions of deep water which is why I hate writing those words out, since I'm thalassaphobic

Uhhh that's all now, that was way too many useless bullet points about myself
Byeeeeeee!
  • Currently giving childbirth at an alarming rate. I might be a rabbit, maybe?
  • JoinedNovember 10, 2020


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