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Alive 

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So I’m washing dishes right?
          And I’m almost done.
          And my stepdad (whom I love and adore)
          Walks in a puts a frickin cup in the sink.
          So what did I do?
          I very calmly looked him in the eyes and said,
          “You are dead to me” 
          And then proceeded to wash the dishes.
          And this mf has the AuDaCitY to be proud of himself.
          Smh.

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I walk into the living room and my sister is watching Bigfoot family and I look at her and go “why are you watching an animated version of Harry and the Henderson’s?”
          She looks at me and goes, “I’m not. I’m watching Bigfoot.”
          
          And I’m just like “same thing”
          
          And she goes “I’m watching Bigfoot 2”
          
          And again I’m like “same thing”
          
          And then she goes “I’m watching Bigfoot family”
          
          And me being me I say, “SAME THING!”

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