I'm 100% Canadian, and 0% Groot. That's okay though. I write crappy stories about not so crappy things, like movies and video games. If you like people with many brain cells and little logic, I am the man for you. #teamcanada, #grootgang, #stopwiththedamnhashtags, #fine, #thanks, #urmom, #ineedfriends, #nofilter

I have no schedule! Don't rush me or I will most likely kill you in your sleep. Probably. Don't make me!

Wanna play some games with me? WARNING: I am an absolute moron (Hard to believe, I know). Steam: MLGLJM, Xbox Live- MLGLJM

Email meh! mlgljm01@gmail.com
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I_Am_Not_Groot I_Am_Not_Groot Jul 10, 2015 08:43PM
@CorriganD I saw that... My childhood is over...
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