fuck you

Idk what I'm doing here...i can't even read I'm dyslexic 

Nah I'm just kidding.
Well, i am dyslexic but i can read.
Idk why that even matters   

Pronouns are he/him but you can call me your/boyfriend, hahah just kidding...unless??

Half of the time I'm on the toilet having explosive diarrhea 

And if I'm not pooping, I'm having seggs with yo mama AND your fucking father 👁️👄👁️
(If you even have one HAHA)