12% of a seaweed brain

Fandoms:
AVENGERS
Flash
HP🐍
PJ🦉
🇺🇸"Sorry, Tony. You know I wouldn't do this if I had any other choice. But he's my friend."
🕶"So was I."
🐍"I'm the monster!"
🏹"Do you want me to take him down? Or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up."
🏹"You better call it Coulson, 'cause I'm starting to root for this guy." 🐍"KNEEL!"
🕷"Are we still friends?"
🏹"That depends on how hard you punch me."
🇺🇸"I'm with you 'till the end of the line."
🕶"I am Iron Man."
🕶"Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist."
🐍"You mewling quim!"
🕶Tony spelled backwards is Y not.
🐍This isn't mischief. This is mayhem.
🕶"Please tell me nobody kissed me."
🇺🇸"I can do this all day."
🕷"Cognitive Re-calibration. I hit you really hard in the head."
🕶Always be yourself, unless you can be Iron Man.
🏹"We're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow."
🕶"If we can't protect the world, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it."
🐍"Is it madness? IS IT?"
💚😡"Puny God."
🇺🇸"I understood that reference."
🕶"If your life just got harder, that means you leveled up."-RDJ
🐍"I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose."
🇺🇸"If you get hurt, hurt them back. If you get killed, walk it off."
🌪🔵"You didn't see that coming?"
🕷"Hey fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."
🐍"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help."
⚒️"He's my brother."
🕷"He killed 80 people in 2 days."
⚒️"...He's adopted."
🔮"Mr...?"
✨"Doctor."
🔮"Mr. Doctor?"
✨"It's Strange."
🔮"Maybe. Who am I to judge?"
🏴☠"Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!"
🐍"I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, want to have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism?"
🏴☠"I still believe in heroes."
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⚡Run Barry Run
⚡"Got beat up by a steel plated Sociopath. Good times."
⚡"Oh, speaking of pain. Eddie, hey."
⚡"YOU SHOT ME?!"
💚➹ "I heard you heal fast."
"How can you speak 6 languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?"