Il-Capitano

So um… I put on my Halloween make up, and when two little girls saw me they literally started crying- is that good or bad?

kiyo_aoki

Dear captino my most reliable comrade
          
          Please send help dottore (dioderent) is bullying me to death and he is drying to murder my family please help i dont like this anymore, do it for the homiez plz
          
           LOVE AJAX, CHILDE, TARTAGLIA
          
           ILOVETORTILASHEHEHEH
          

Il-Capitano

… I shal speak to the doctor, but I’m return, please stop knocking on my door at 3am telling me that Columbina is haunting you
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