Im-a-procrastinator

Your pfp is actually what I live for

Throwback to that time I wanted to scare my old friend who was leaving the bathroom stall at school but I accidentally scared this other girl who said I was weak and idk why she said that but she did and then I said fight me so she did and she grabbed my hair in one big chunk and slammed my head into the hard wall but I started laughing as she walked away and I didn't even cry I was just laughing and then my friend came out of the stall to see me laying on the floor with tears in my eyes laughing like a manic

Yo it’s supposed to be impossible to eat two pieces of bread or more in two minutes. I can eat three. 

Ayy guess who almost got a concussion the other day