ImAProfessional0

I know it kinda seems like I’ve dropped off the world, but that’s because I’m mostly active on AO3! If you go to the Russia/America (Hetalia) tag you’ll find me under the name TripleBerry for never before seen one shots and a whole other book that I don’t feel like uploading here. There is about a 90% chance that I’m going to abandon this account soon. Love you all!

I was cleaning out my desk and I found a notebook that was just labelled 'Writing Notes'. Well, when I opened the notebook I found the expected- snapshots from The Extent of Love that got cut, notes on injuries for Abducted and Shattered Souls Make Good Pets, some conversations that never got written into Golden Blooded- and something else that I didn't expect. I had notes on a book that I didn't remember (probably because I was having an episode while writing it lmaoooo). And then I realized: The Actor had a first draft. The story completely changed because I didn't feel skilled enough to write the first draft. 
          I wonder, does this wet your whistle:
          
          He let out a deep breath, looking up. Ancients stood prone, each face watching him with vague interest. Some looked disgusted, but he ignored them. That wasn’t what mattered now, was it? No. Never. 
          “So, to do anything with my mind, you need my approval?” He asked, narrowing his eyes, “Did you ask any of the other nations this, or am I special?”
          “A special case,” Greece said. A smile graced her lips for a fraction of a second, before it fell into a pout, “you’re too strong for us to just access your memories, unlike all the others. You have protections in place to prevent anything like that from happening.”
          His hand brushed his hip, where a tattoo of thick, black lines rested under the fabric of his pants. He smirked. 
          “So, what’s my incentive to agree to this?” he snickered, “My memories are my own.”
          “Don’t get snarky boy,” Kievan Rus hissed. Baltia placed a hand on her sister's chest, whispering something in a language lost to time. He tilted his head. 
          “Don’t you think the other nations will ask questions?” Greece purred, stepping forward to kneel beside where he sat on his chair. He looked down at her, narrowing his eyes, “I mean, everyone else didn’t want to show the world their deepest secrets. Why does the superpower get to get away with not? There will be a riot on your hands.”
          
          There's forty more pages.

Expect me to start uploading like y'alls alcoholic fathers.
          
          Anyways some of y'all have gotten rather girlboss-y in the comment sections of my books without realizing that I am still reading every comment. So there's that (honestly it's really funny though)
          
          I'm starting to write like,, real books now with my own characters so that's like,,, a thing
          
          Love you all.
          
          The Bear, the Wolf, and the Tiger: discontinued
          Animal: expect the slowest updates ever/when i get my act together enough to deal with it
          Broken Beauty: we're gonna say discontinued
          As the Bird Flies: continuing.. although i did break up with the co-author so expect the character to gain like a completely different vibe cause she did all the characterizations
          
          anyway kiddos dont take any APs or do college if you like having free time you'll get eaten alive <3

Hello.
          
          I am going to be going on a full hiatus for a couple months. I am posting every “draft” that I have available. Some books will not be getting finished for a while, or maybe ever. I’m sorry. A long time ago I made a promise not to leave a story unfinished, but now my mental health is at stake. Thank all you wonderful people, I love you all.

NEW UPDATE SCHEDULE
          
          Union's Brood: Saturday, every other week.
          *Chapters are six or more pages on Google Docs.
          Golden Blooded: Saturday, every week Union's Brood is not updated.
          *Chapters are five or more pages on Google Docs.
          The Actor: Thursday, every third week.
          *No chapter limits.
          The Bear, the Wolf, the Tiger: Wednesday, every other week.
          *No chapter limits.
          The Broken Beauty: Sunday, every third week.
          *Chapter is over 975 words.
          
          NEW BOOKS
          
          Animal: Friday, every fourth week. First update is this Friday.
          *No chapter limits.
          Untitled: Sunday, whenever a chapter is finished or edited.
          *No chapter limits.
          
          *Unnamed book*: schedule is being figured out with my editor.
          *No current chapter limits.

Me, to myself: you already have five books open. Why don’t you finish at least one of them before you start another?
          Me, back at myself: mísêrÿ
          
          
          I am a clown

Union’s Brood is also posted on Ao3 (Archive of our Own) and because of the way the different algorithms work, is posted every week instead of every other week. If you really like Union’s Brood, I suggest you go over there and check it out! Be sure to leave kudos and comments ;)

Nobody:
          
          Absolutely nobody:
          
          Me, after finishing the 37th chapter of Union's Brood, while I haven't even started chapter 6 of The Actor: God, I am such a great writer.

Hello amazing Author, do you have a facebook or instagram account?

I'm curious- if I wrote a how to write/writing aid book, would y'all actually read it?