Elephants masturbate by slapping their penis against their chest until they ejaculate.
A male honey bee's ejaculation is so strong it makes his dick explode, killing him
if you've ever gotten red eyes after swimming, it's not from chlorine, it's the result of chemicals mixing with urine.
A dragonfly uses its penis as shovel to scoop the jizz of rival dragonflies out of potential mates.
There have been human remains found in Disney's Haunted Mansion.
There might be poop in your coffee mug.
Perfume musk came from a sack in front of a deer's dick.
The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today.
did you know that when snails have sex, they simultaneously penetrate each other's vaginas with mucous darts
I do requests. I may or may not have watched it, but if it sounds cool, I'll give it a shot. Literally ask me anything and I may do it.
- like I'm that stupid
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