Stuff

Does pregnancy count as cheating in competitive eating events? Or does the reduced mobility make up for the added stomach?

So, you know how last names used to be a reference to someone's job/function in society?  Did people named Tucker just break into your bedroom and made sure you were comfy? Because I want some of that

All I'm saying is that Caligula never had to complain about rising sea levels, so maybe he was doing something right.

I think enough time has passed since Toriyama's passing that I can now say it.
          
          Isn't it kinda funny that a gag author died from a head injury?

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          I'm no longer asking

I've been coming across the term "female rage" a lot these days and I need to know something.
          
          Have we finally recognized being a woman as a disability?

I'm an empath with an Oedipus complex. I just can't help but want to have sex with your mother

Speaking a language better than a native speaker isn't a flex. Speaking on the same level as a native speaker though, flex away my friend.
          
          And don't even get me started on people who can't even speak their native language.

With all the food posting I've done on this page, I wonder if anyone's somehow convinced that I'm a discord mod

The last conversation between Dantes and Mercedes is really something.
          
          "You killed one of your enemies, who happened to be my husband after absolutely disgracing his ass, and only stopped yourself from killing my son because I pleaded my heart out. You drove another one to insanity due to having his wife commit murder-suicide with her last remaining child and you're about to kidnap and torture a third one. You've buddied up criminals, bought a child-wife(?)-slave in the Balkans, literally stole a daughter to her father and stole a priest's identity all for the sake of vengeance. You are a true man of God, and what you did was only the right thing.
          
          Unlike me, despicable human being who is doomed to be forsaken and die alone because...  I married someone else because I thought you would never come back."