After a millennia, technology has finally touched upon my claws, allowing me to search something called the world wide web. With this, I should be able to satisfy my intrigue in human affairs.
I am happy to be a proud member of this community, in which you humans call Tik Tok. Please rest assured that this grand elder plans to make a raging splash with cool dank memes and will not disappoint you plebi- um... will not disappoint you normal folk. (Though I must admit, this site looks nothing like what the field mice described it as. Where are the dancing squirrels? Did I land in the wrong place? )
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