"I used to roll the dice, fell the fear in my enemies eyes. Listened as the  crowd would sing 'Now the old king is dead, long live the king.'" -Coldplay

"Well hell fire, save matches, fuck a duck and see what hatches!" -Steven Tyler

There's no wifi on the moon... My data plan charges are out of this world!
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  • JoinedDecember 22, 2015



Stories by Meme Master
Wallace the Crime-Fighting Kangaroo by Inchworm123
Wallace the Crime-Fighting Kangaroo
There's a new breed of super hero in town.
Untitled by Inchworm123
Untitled
Oh boy