IridielsMyBby

I know you guys don't care, but I got a girlfriend recently and due to the euphoria that the girl I've been crushing on for months finally gave in to my relentless courting, I'll probably be updating soon. Keep an eye out. :)

Sassy7DemiGods

@IridielsMyBby Good for you what's her name
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IridielsMyBby

My best friend (who is considerably larger than me) just picked me up, tossed me over her shoulder, and then walked over to my crush and placed me in her arms princess-style. My crush then proceeded to carry me around lunch as if I was her pet cat. 
          I'm not sure if I have the best or the worst wingman ever. 

InsertWittyUrl

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@IridielsMyBby THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS OH MY GOD I SAW YOU TWO AND I WAS SO CONFUSED BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LOOK UPSEY holy shit 
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IridielsMyBby

I keep finding Sam's long curly hair EVERYWHERE 
          Like I just found one in my sock 
          Not on it, IN it
          And we know it's her because she's the only one in my family with curly red hair 
          @InsertWittyUrl , CONTROL YOUR HAIR 

InsertWittyUrl

 WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST WEAR A HAIRNET EVERYWHERE I GO JUST SO THAT A SINGLE HAIR DOESNT LAND ON YOUR STUPID SOCK THAT YOU LEAVE LAYING ON THE NASTY GROUND ANYWAY
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IridielsMyBby

I love watching artists while they draw. They have such intense looks of concentration and sit in all kinds of weird positions.  To all you artists, just know that us non-artistic people find you very fascinating and please don't ever stop being artsy