I'm a no-bullshit person, I make lewd/inappropriate jokes, and I laugh at inconvenient times.
What can I do? Indeed, no reason to change me. It makes me a better writer in the long run.
If you can't handle dad jokes, puns, and dark humor, it's probably best that you don't read my upcoming books.
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" Life becomes so much better when you decide not to care. Just live for the moment and don't let the drama bring you down."
" Sometimes, you have to unfollow people in real life."
" Drama free zone. Violators will be bitch slapped."
" Take a fucking chill pill, bro."
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No, you.
Don't expect me to sugarcoat my disappointment.
If I go MIA, it's not you; it's me.
I'm not a social person, so if you drop by and say hi, I will most likely wonder what your ulterior motive is.
All in all, Hakuna Matata, namaste, and may the force to repel bullshit be with you.
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