Isimeme Udu

Update: 

I don't even know.

Wth

Is going on

Like seriously

If you have any idea, please tell me.



Hello guys, my name is Isimeme Udu and I'm tired 24/7. 

I enjoy reading (of course), hot showers, and daydreaming about romance, 'cause your girl can't get ANY in real life..... welp this took a sad turn.

Pizza is my best friend. Followed by ice cream. All preceded by take-out Chinese food.



What do I really want in life?

I want to make people happy.

I want to be successful.

I want a billion dollars.

(Wait, what? I didn't say that.)

I so totally did. Like, out loud just as I was typing this. 



I will try to update once or twice every week, but if I don't update, the probability is something came up. Honestly this part of my profile has changed so much, like at first, I said I would update Mondays and Thursdays, then Thursdays and Sundays, and then only Sundays,  but let's get real, I pull a Liza Koshy every time and update the next day or even 2 weeks (or 2 months.....yeeeep) after I said I was going to update. Ya see, there's college and ummm.....yea. I think that explains it.



I like to write fantasy and action books and I do dabble in a bit of romance, but I'm no Nicholas Sparks, so don't expect any of The Notebook sappy sh*t. 

I'd like to think of myself as a knock-off J.K. Rowling, just without the fame, fortune, and pretty much the benefits of J.K. Rowling.

Also, I'm a little weird and I can't control that. 

Okay, I'm a LOT weird and I won't control it. 

If it gets too intense...sorry :)



Please inbox me! I'm open to ANYONE!

I'll also accept any invitations to read your stories if you read mine as well!

Bro, we can be wuddies (Wattpad and buddies!)

No?

Well, at least acquaintances......



Thank you so much!