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I practice self-homphobia (fancy way of saying I fckn hate myself) 

Jay


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𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝓴𝓹𝓸𝓹 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝓸𝒖 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒊𝒕.


𝕿𝖔𝖕 𝖚𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘:
->ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀɪᴛɪꜱʜ ʀᴏʏᴀʟꜱ ꜰᴜʟꜰɪʟ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ? "ʀᴇꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ᴀɪʀꜰʟᴏᴡ, ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ"?

->ɪꜰ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴅɪᴄᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴɢʟᴇꜱ ʙᴏx ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱᴋ? ᴀ)ᴡʜᴀᴛ ꜰʟᴀᴠᴏʀ ʙᴏx ᴏʀ ʙ) ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ (ɪ ᴄʜᴏᴏꜱᴇ ᴀ)

->ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴛᴀɴɢᴏ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ (ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏ ɴᴏ ᴜɴʜᴏʟʏ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ)  ɪɴ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴇᴠᴀʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ? ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴛᴀɴɢᴏ ᴛᴏʏꜱ?

->ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴄ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʟʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʟᴏᴡʟʏ ᴅʀɪꜰᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ

->ɪꜰ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴍ, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ 69 ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ?


->ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ᴘᴘꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴠꜱ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴇɪɴɢ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇᴇɪɴɢ ʜᴏʟᴇꜱ?

->ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ɪꜰ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴛᴀɴɢᴏ-ɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇꜱ ʙᴇʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ

ᴄᴜᴢ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ

->ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴀʏ 'ɪꜰ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ' (ꜱᴛᴀɴ ɪᴜ)
ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴀʏ 'ɪꜰ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅ ɪɴ ᴜ'
ɪꜱɴᴛ ʙᴏᴛʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ- ᴅʏꜱʟᴇxɪᴀ?