Itz_Blaise

Ah— shi—... I almost forgot.
          	
          	Say bye bye to the special hallo-xmas chapter
          	
          	(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Caleism_7

[My current non-existent Cale and krs AU’s meet FF]
          
          Chapter title: Never trust twisted!Cale’s cooking 
          
          Pov: Some of the Cale’s and Krs’s went to a restaurant. Twisted!Cale (ur Cale) was asked to cook something for taste tester Cale and krs by reporter krs. He was next asked to share the secret ingredient after they finished tasting it.
          
          Twisted!Cale: three secret ingredients that might be found in the food. Fish liver.
          
          Reporter!Krs: (ㅇ>ㅇ)
          
          Twisted!Cale: human flesh.
          
          Reporter!krs, Taste tester! Cale and Krs: (ㅇㅁㅇ!?)…
          
          Twisted!Cale: Or shark.
          
          Reporter!krs,Taste tester!Cale, and Taste tester!Krs: …(ㅇㅁㅇ)
          
          Reporter!Krs: Alright…Are those really the 3 ingredients?
          
          Taste tester!Cale: *eyes slightly shaking*
          
          Twisted!Cale: Mhmm~ *An ominous but seductive smile*
          
          Reporter!Krs: is this… is that…
          
          Taste tester!Cale and Taste tester!Krs: (ㅇㅁㅇ)
          
          Taste tester!Cale: *looks down at plate then back up*
          
          Police!Cale: it’s alright, you can eat all of those.
          
          Taste tester!Krs: *sigh*
          
          Reporter!Krs: Uhhh… Alright, thank you T, thank you very much. *hiding shock*
          Alright guys… Fish liver, shark, or….
          
          Twisted!Cale: or human flesh. *same ominous smile*
          
          Taste tester! Cale: This better be shark.
          
          Reporter!Krs: Alright, then what do you think it’s gonna be?
          
          Taste tester!Krs: Shark too.
          
          Reporter!Krs: alright shark.
          
          Taste tester!krs: The liver would be to obvious, and no matter how crazy he is. I don’t think he would put human flesh. So I think it shark.
          
          Reporter!Krs: Then chef T, can you tell use what the secret ingredient is?
          
          Twisted!Cale: *an even more ominous smile* I’m afraid you’re both wrong~… It’s human flesh.
          
          Reporter!krs,Taste tester!Cale, and Taste tester!Krs: (ㅇㅁㅇ;;) !?
          
          Taste tester!Cale: *passes out*
          
          
          

Caleism_7

@Itz_Blaise  
            hmm… roasted, grilled, baked, or raw? Or covered…. *intense thinking* Or maybe covered in a bed! 
            Wait a minute! Alive, unconscious, or dead!! 
            I wonder if Alver would be juicy or tender… or maybe both…
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Itz_Blaise

@Aphmaulove8 uhm... okay... I'm gonna pretend i didn't read that...
            
            Ha- Ha-
            
            You have some pretty interesting AU in your head there...
            
            But... to rile you up a bit.
            
            In the next chap... there's some moments Cale is fighting the urge to eat Alver...
            
             idc how u interprete that...
            
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Caleism_7

At a different table close by.
            
            Kid!Cale: *reading out loud* “How immoral. He ate his child's heart. If only he was strong enough, he can shove the other to stop him from feeding him the heart. Voices filled Cale's already chaotic mind.”
            
            GoN!Cale (God of nature): *silently listening* ‘Vicious kid’
            
            Kid!krs: *about to eat twisted!Cale’s food*
            
            Kid!Cale: *hears what twisted Cale said* Don’t eat that. (Referring to kid!krs) 
            
            GoN and Kid!krs: ?
            
            Kid!Cale: eat this instead. *hand kid!krs cookie*
            
            Kid!krs: *listens* Num num num *silently eat cookies*
            
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Itz_Blaise

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          I can't seem to find some time to continue the fanfic, but here's a spoiler for the next chap~♥
          
          Yaayy~ let's torture some shippers←⁠(⁠>⁠▽⁠<⁠)⁠ノ
          
          [  As Cale stared at the ceiling, a flicker of memory hit him.
          
          Flashback....
          
          Alver was at his office alone, piled with multiple works. As he casually grip his hair, from stress.
          
          The Henituse family was massacred, and is now controlled by the only survivor Steadily.
          
          The royal family, no the king sent Cale Henituse an invitation to the capital. Yet declined. And wasn't held accountable by the king.
          
          But instead, the king just jokingly snorted, and spoke whispery.
          
          "... there's gonna be a purge soon.'
          
          And alver did not understand that well, as they were just over with the war.
          
          He've finally understood what the king ment by a " purge soon". 
          
          It gave him the tad ease, when he found out the the killer queen was on their side. But they will act neutral and wary on the public.
          
          But he got another headache when he've found out, that the 'killer queen' wasn't the king's subject. 
          
          But a person who can stand. No, a person who can order the king around. It was something the king confessed himself, as his prime ministers agreed.
          
          He was even told, that he should do anything to take the killer queen on his side if he had the chance.
          
          When anything it means anything, Even if he beg for it. That was what the king said, as he find it undignified and lowering the honor of the royal family.
          
          But the king was serious when he said "anything".
          
          Haaahh ....
          
          He was then startled when another voice was heard.
          
          " Are you tired your highness~?"
          
          He followed the voice, as his eyes popped.
          
          He saw a woman he've never heard before.
          
          Blood hair blood eyes, and blood dress. Lazily lying on the couch, as if it was hers. Her foot was high near the back-rest of the sofa, as her double-side cut dress was exposing his creamy legs. Posing lazily, as if wanting a fucking rest.
          
          "W-who are you?" ]

OnceUponATime5433

OMG I get excited from the spoiler. 
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Caleism_7

… yep. I just know this chapter is gonna be some torture 
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Itz_Blaise

No update today. My updates will be quite unstable...
          
          Since author-nim is a journalist, a student and a busy bish...ƪ⁠(⁠‾⁠.⁠‾⁠“⁠)⁠┐
          
           I'm really packed.
          
          I was even scolded by my journalism coach, bcoz she said my humor is too "Dark" and I should lighten it up.
          
          My Humor isn't THAT dark... Right~?
          
          * Reads my own fanfic*
          
          Me to myself:
              Yep. Not Dark at all. (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

Caleism_7

I don’t think it dark (っ^▿^)
            Yep! Definitely not dark at all 
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Itz_Blaise

Spoiler for chap 18~♥
          
          
          •^•
          
          It felt like there were trying to console a child. 
          
          Cale finally stopped staring at the knife.
          
          The redhead first responded with his still stoic face, as his hands traveled at the knife at the table near the plate of steak.
          
          " Yes, it is annoying...'
          
          ' very annoying.'
          
          He added in his thoughts, as he tapped the knife.
          
          That action was left unnoticed was the three, since they were to immerse in worrying in Cale making a mess.
          
          Listening to Cale's reply, Eric subconsciously tapped the table. He looked at Cale, who had an uncaring face. 
          
          " That is why you don't need to say anything or do anything. Just be still! Be still and we will take care of everything for you. You hate annoying things and formalities anyway."
          
          Cale raised an eyebrow as he listened to Eric's words. 
          
          The redhead smiled innocently, he leaned at the table. His elbows we're at the table, as his hands cupped his face.
          
          Cale tilted his head, as he eyed Eric.
          
          " Should i just...flip things over?~"
          
          Cale asked playfully, earning a flinch from the three.
          
          Those words were ominous, very ominous. What makes it worst is that, Cale said those words while sober...no alcohol at all.
          
          Looking at their expression, and sensing their emotions. Cale lightly chuckled, which brought chills to the three.
          
          " Just kidding~ just kidding~"
          
          Cale added playfully, which added the three nobles's worry.
          
          As he said those words, he backed away from the table.
          
          " I am very good at staying still."
          
          Cale said as he nodded. Watching this, the three nobles snapped back to reality.
          
          •^•
          
          Don't de surprised if I suddenly dropped this fic  after chap 20. Since I've been remorsed in Audiobooks for a while....
          

Itz_StoOopid

@Itz_Blaise this chap...is a bit... worrying. •^•
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Itz_Blaise

 Oyaa~ thank you for 1k votes~
          
          
          Mwehe~ I'll be back in August 17:)
          
          
          Spoiler for Ze next chap~
          
          
          16 : A TIGHT LEASH
          
          [ Choi Han's emotions and mind was saying that it was right to follow Cale. While his instincts was saying that, the fragile-looking redhead was a really dangerous being and he should RUN.
          
          Even if, part of his instincts go separate ways with his emotions and mind... He felt like it was natural, and what he needs to do-
          
          ...is to protect the redhead. But unbeknownst to him, it was him that needs to protect himself from the Cale.
          
          But if the puppy do realize that, it would be too late. Since Cale already owned Choi Han, the moment Cale said so.
          
          Choi Han regained his calm, as Cale caressed his hair. He then spoke, while looking up into Cale's redish eyes. 
          
          " Sigghh* yes, Cale-nim."
          
          The man left out a deep sigh, before the spoken words.
          
          Cale smiled.
          
          " One last truth."
          
          He paused, then trailed his fingers at the man's soft cheeks. Softly caressing it. As if implying, that Choi Han made the right choice... definitely.
          
          " I have no desire on harming you."
          
          ' physically that is...'
          
          After all, Cale was already planning to mentally and emotionally scar the guy for life. Since he was already planning, to abandon his puppy.
          
          Even so, that is something Choi Han still isn't aware of.
          
          Choi Han cowered, and closed his eyes. Feeling Cale's warm touch. Leaning his cheeks at his palms. Then replied in a soft tone.
          
          "...i trust you."
          
          Choi Han didn't see it, since his eyes were closed. 
          
          But Cale's eyes turned into a crescent blood moon. Which glinted darkly for a second, and was left unnoticed by the man. ]
          
          Good luck waiting~
          
          And Oh- 
          
          ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ I still plan to, torture your shipper hearts~ 
          
          And I'm gonna enjoy it:D
          
          * Insert psychopathic giggles*

Itz_Blaise

@Itz_StoOopid I'll take that as a compliment~✨
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Itz_Blaise

@Itz_StoOopid Well~ there's this thing we call ✨ torture ✨.
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