Iwantwar

hey everyone glad to see you are all still alive, DESPITE my best efforts

AmandaTayteTait

@Iwantwar nothing scary about this at all
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Iwantwar

Status: too beautiful to live, I just did fifty pushups *kisses my arm muscles*
          I'll be posting another chapter in my book no one reads in the next few days. So look out for that! Boring characters! Cliche plot! You can't get this anywhere else. Tune in.

Iwantwar

Ah Happy Halloween to all of my followers-- tonight I am going to run rampant in the foggy streets, wearing a mask, dressed all in black, and striking fear into children's hearts. happy October 31st to people who don't celebrate this most joyous holiday where we find cause to celebrate our fears and old superstitions and dress up as things that would most certainly cause us harm if they existed.

Iwantwar

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Why the fuck does wattpad keep suggesting all this pagan shit to me. I mean, I have a book about witches, but that's like me writing a book about dogs and them suggesting I read about furries. Kill me