JESSIEBELLE

So, this is it, the infamous elevator pitch- known by all as the dreaded "about me" section. Confusing to write (to say the least), I mean where do I start- my love for poetry and the American classics, or my love for contemporary and fantasy novels? Do I mention my adoration for the- genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist, or Gotham's Caped Crusader? Do I mention my love for Zack Snyder's visual style, or Christopher Nolans stellar directing? Should I talk about my bibliophilia, my autodidact- ness, or my constant dread that I will never become truly ambidextrous? Do I say, how "people oriented" I am, how people confide in me, or my overly ambitious, and outrageous goals for the future? 

How about my favorite books (there are too many), my favorite movies  (The Dark Night Rises and Inception, and Scream, but only the first one, the rest I watch for fun), my favorite T.V shows (Scream, Game of Thrones, Misfits, and The Vampire Diaries, yes I know it's cheesy and dramatic, and silly, but I love watching it, by myself, when I can scream at the characters, yell at them wondering what it is they 're actually thinking when they do the exact opposite of what would make sense) or my favorite actors (Tom Holland, Benedict Cumberbatch, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jared Leto, Lupita Nyong'o, and Tom Hiddleston- obvi). Should I mention my favorite music (RNB, and POP/ anything by Fall Out Boy or Imagine Dragons)? Vanilla or chocolate (strawberry), my favorite pastime (reading and writing), or what is the most important trait I look for in others (a sense of humor)? Do I talk about my interests in satire, or history, or Game of Thrones? Do I talk about my phobias (darkness and everyone's favorite- death- spiders don't bother me for some reason...)? Or do I just tell you guys about my personality (excitable, sarcastic, caring, genuine and hilarious- also not at all humble).

In the end. I guess I've just got to get over my outrageous procrastination and just right the darn thing.