Jacob J. Bryant

Bruh im literally working on too much sh!t right now.  Like how tf do I plan on releasing 3 full-length novels, a poetry collection of 69+ poems, an album, AND do school work so I can become a lawyer.
          
          Make. it. make. sense!

Omg so I'm proofreading/editing someone's Mortal Kombat fanfic and THIS BISH REALLY JUST DESCRIBED QUAN CHI AS "SOME BALD CRACKHEAD" AND THE OC CALLED HIM A QTIP TO HIS FACE
          
          I AM SOBBINGGGG

I'm two seconds from writing an entire Encato fic just so the OC can curse at everybody thhroughout the entire "We Don't Talk About Bruno" song, cuz wtf.
          
          Like GIRL, YOU HAVEN'T CLEANED THAT DAMN FISHBOWL IN MONTHS, PROBABLY HAVENT EVEN FED THE MF, AND THEN BLAME IT ON SOMEONE WHO WARNED YOU THAT YOUR FISH WOULD DIE?!?!
          
          I just want to create a fic JUST so they can put all of them dum dums through verbal HELL
          
          Thoughts?

Well y'all, I done did it.
          
          I have a new personal account with my real name! I plan on posting A TON of things on there, so get ready for a massive content drop!
          
          wattpad.com/user/jmanresa

I just learned that my school is covering up covid-19 cases so we can't close the school down :p
          
          Imagine having the biggest idiots in the world run a campus filled with thousands and thousands of kids...

PLEASE my mom found porn on my phone last night so I had to think quick with an excuse lmaoooo
          
          Currently wishing the world would swallow me whole

Okay Nick Goode aint hittin any more

OMG HER F@CKING HEAD
          
          
          Oh lawd that bread slicer is on some dumb shit
          
          
          OMG HIS HEAD
          
          
          WTF IS GOING ON

Ayo homegirl really high as a kite.
          
          But fr they couldn give the girl no water? She's in the fucking supermarket

PLEASE ARE THEY ALL ABOUT TO HAVE SEX AT THE SAME TIME?! WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!