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Hey, just heard you made friends with my BFF, who just joined your school. Her name starts with a B but I really don't want to announce it to random strangers on here, anyways, if you would kindly do me a favor and beat the shit out of anyone who hurts her.
Thank you! *smiles cheekily and sashays out of the room* *only to pop back*
If YOU hurt her I swear I will WALK over there and kick your ass to next Tuesday.
Thanks you