The Cool Cucumber

I like fudge, unicorns, snakes, but not spiders 😝

     I have a riddle at the bottom of my page for you to read... READ IT!!!

     I'm a nerdy nerd, and do awesome things that people call weird, but I've determined that "weird" is actually a code word for "Fantabulous", a few people just don't know that and they go with what the masses say not knowing everyone actually idolizes my "weirdness" so those haters that can't judge things for themselves or judge too quickly should check themselves and see who the real person to question is!

     I don't really have time to be that weird (cough, fantabulous, cough) anymore but as soon as I do I'll scream from the roof tops! Anyways, I love pass'n words with peeps so if you want to be fantabulous with me you can either post it on my board or private message me. 

     Make sure to check out my new book! I'm always open to followers or friends from afar.

Current Struggles:

Not being able to use italics in my description!
Needing sleep-not wanting to waste life away in a coma-like state
So many books, so little time
Did the chicken or the egg come first? Wait no, I know the answer to that...
Are there colors animals can see that people can't?!?!
Rebellious dog (she snuck into my neighbor's house once!)

     Before you go, I have something to challenge you with *smiles deviously*
Here is my brain rattling test (woah, woah, woah! Why did I just use that dreaded word, "test" in my description?!?!?! Don't worry, no school here! You're safe friends, I promise no math is around the corner!").

The riddle is:

I am a ship, I can withstand the greatest of pains and will always be remembered when I burn brightly. I am made, neither of metal nor wood, and am created by the mind not thy hands. I touch everyone's lives, and get you through the hardest times. What am I?