Me: *looking between Ahsoka Tano and Charlie Morningstar* Hmmmm……..
Charlie: So um…why did you call us here?
Me: Long story short….I’m trying to decide if I should make a Star Wars fanfic or make a Hazbin Hotel crossover?
Ahsoka: Why those two?
Me: Well for Star Wars, I figured since I’m seeing the entire internet and the fandom up in arms against George Lucas following the news surrounding The Acolyte….maybe I should make up a headcanon for the events between 1 and 2 before following it up with showing a character from that in post-Clone Wars
Charlie: And for Hazbin?
Me: Tons of people I follow are either making rps of your show or doing any fic or oneshot they can think of. Hazbin/Helluva pretty much dominates my recommended list with only Sonic being a close rival, so why not see if it’s possible to throw my hat into the ring and see if I make this work by combining your world with another franchise?
Charlie: Oh really? What were your ideas?
Me: So far….either crossing over with Sonic or Batman.
Charlie: Just those two?
Me: Well I had a funny idea of a one shot based on the videos I found on YouTube of God’s reaction to Extermination Day and everything else that happened in His absence, but that could easily fit in the Sonic crossover if I wanted it to. Other than that, my other ideas were a one shot of Steve (Minecraft) visiting or a Pokémon one involving Mewtwo or Giratina.
Ahsoka: Why pick me for this instead of Anakin or Yoda?
Me: Sand jokes and ketamine
Charlie: So….which is it going to be?
Me: Well I invited you two here to….settle this in the non-Rule 34 way
Ahsoka: Are you sure us fighting is going to make up your m-?
Me: Yes. You have the Force and she has magic, those two even each other out to make this fair
Ahsoka: That’s not what I m-
Me: 321GO!
(Sorry if this seems weird, I was bored and wanted to joke about me being indecisive on what to do for a week straight)