Jilted

My dad considered buying me a Michael Kors purse for like $200 if I bought him a $30 football. If that isn't considered hella cool parenting idk what is.

simplyjbooks

Your dad is a pro at parenting
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boundlless_

*flips curly hair*  
          
          "Hi" I said giving you a SMIRK "Do you like my Green ORBS ?"
          
          It's been a year since you've last saw me, when you saw me dry humping yourbest mate. But now that you are standing in front of me at Starbucks with the only special fanfic caramel frappe spilled all over my OWN PURRPLE HOODIE  I've come to the conclusion that it took you five seconds to conclude.
          
          You still love me.
          
          *smirks* i can play styles of wattpad for my whole life.
          
          mainpoint= I freaking love you.