JimmyHathProtesteth

MY CONCERT IS TONIGHT!!!!!

JimmyHathProtesteth

Guys I don't know what to do. I'm in love with my best friend. And I was gonna ask her to be my girlfriend at her birthday party tonight. I know she likes me back. My parents said that I shouldn't do it bc I might ruin my friendship with her if we break up, but I like her so much. What should I do?

harrysangel44

@JimmyHathProtesteth omg i wish i saw this sooner. have you done it?!
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JimmyHathProtesteth

GUYS I FOUND OUT THAT ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS IS ONE OF THOSE CHRISTIANS! SHE WAS ALL LIKE "IT'S IN THE Q0 COMMANDMENTS TO NOT BE GAY" LIKE BITCH IT'S NOT AND "ANY CHURCH THAT HAS A PRIDE FLAG ISN'T A REAL CHURCH" BECAUSE I WAS TELLING MY FRIEND ABOUT HOW MY CHURCH HAS THE INCLUSION FLAG UP (we Stan my church btw) IT WAS A STRESSFUL EXPERIENCE AND I AM STILL RECOVERING! BUT WHEN I GOT HOME I IMMEDIATELY PUT ALIVE ON!!

JimmyHathProtesteth

THEY ARE DATING OMG!! I GAVE HIM THE TALK (NEVER BREAK MY FRIENDS HEART) AND NOW THE GROUP CHAT IS LIKE EXPLODING WITH TEXTS ABOUT THEM!!!!

i_am_your_fav_cookie

@JimmyHathProtesteth yayyyy omg i am so happy dude
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JimmyHathProtesteth

Me and my friends are doing an operation to set up my cousin and one of my other friends! I hope it works bc they would be per-fect (see what I did there) together. I'll keep you all updated with Operation Chase.

saaateeelliterry

@JimmyHathProtesteth oi oiii i hope it works yaaay
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